Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.