Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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