Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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