Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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