Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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