Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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