Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.