Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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