Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.