Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.