Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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