Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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