Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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It landed on tails.
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We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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