Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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