Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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