Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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