Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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