Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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