Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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