Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.