Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.