Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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