Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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