Joke #6872

Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
Vote:
has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
Vote:
has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
Vote:
has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Vote:
has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
Vote:
has 80.79 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
Vote:
has 68.41 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Vote:
has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Vote:
has 42.34 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
Vote:
has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Vote:
has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Vote:
has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life