Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"