Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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