Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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