Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.