Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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