Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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