Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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