Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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