Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.