Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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