Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!