Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.