Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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