Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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