Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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