Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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