Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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