Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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