Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.