Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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