Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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