Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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