Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
Vote:
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
Vote:
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
Vote:
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
Vote:
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
Vote:
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Vote:
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
Vote:
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Vote: