Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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