Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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