Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.