Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.