Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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