Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.