Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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