Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.