Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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Permission from Chuck Norris.
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No questions.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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