Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.