Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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