Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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