Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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