Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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