Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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