Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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