Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.