Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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