Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.