Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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