Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck is!
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They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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