Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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