Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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