Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.