Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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