Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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