Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.