How does herpes leave the hospital?
On crotches.
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Why did God give women legs?
So they don't leave a trail like a slug.
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How did Captain Hook die?
He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
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Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
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Three flies in a trashcan get trapped overnight in a bathroom.
The first fly goes to the sink, the second fly stays in the tub, and the third fly chooses the toilet.
The next morning, all the exhausted flies gather back in the garbage can.
The first fly says, "I'm exhausted! I almost got washed down the drain."
The second fly says, "I almost got squashed by feet in the shower!"
The third fly says, "The toilet was fine until it suddenly got dark.
First, I heard thunder, then it started to rain, and if it weren't for that big brown log, I surely would have drowned."
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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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Prostitute 1: Tonight's my night I can smell c**k in the air.
Prostitute 2: Oh, sorry. I burped.
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Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?
A: A private tooter.
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Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angerly "WHO's the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?"
A big cowboy sidles up to him and says "I DID.. want to complain to me?"
"No," says the little guy "just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!"
Say, "Do I smell popcorn?" right after you fart.
So everybody takes a big whiff.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
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