Joke #6927

How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.

What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.

Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies

Three flies in a trashcan get trapped overnight in a bathroom. The first fly goes to the sink, the second fly stays in the tub, and the third fly chooses the toilet. The next morning, all the exhausted flies gather back in the garbage can. The first fly says, "I'm exhausted! I almost got washed down the drain." The second fly says, "I almost got squashed by feet in the shower!" The third fly says, "The toilet was fine until it suddenly got dark. First, I heard thunder, then it started to rain, and if it weren't for that big brown log, I surely would have drowned."

How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.

This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.

Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix a roof. While they are on the roof, a herd of cattle run by and knock down the ladder and leave a big pile of poop behind. The two brunettes decide to make the blonde check how deep the poop is so they can jump down. So the blonde jumps down and yells, "It's only ankle deep." So the two brunettes jump down and scream, "What are you talking about?! It's up to our heads!" And the blonde replies, "Well, I jumped in head first."

What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!

If I wanted some comeback, I'd wipe it off your chin!

Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget? A: Wow! Your hair smells good!

What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!