Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.
A: Ground Beef!
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Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget?
A: Wow! Your hair smells good!
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One day, a guy walks out from a shop to see someone PISSING on his Ferrari.
"Hey," says the man. "Why are you pissing on my Ferrari?"
"Because I feel like it."
"Tell you what -- I won't report you to the police if you can keep up with my Ferrari."
"Whatever."
So the guy gets in his car and drives off, going faster and faster, until he's hit 100 miles per hour.
Amazingly, the guy is still keeping up.
"I'm amazed," says the driver. "How are you keeping up?"
"It's easy," says the running man, "when your d**k is stuck in the door."
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Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
A: Winnie the Pooh.
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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup.
And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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Josi frequently attends his church Bingo club, where every week a gag doorprize is given out.
One week, Josi is presented with a toilet brush.
"What the hell is this?" he asks the pastor.
"Why, it's a toilet brush."
"Ooh, I see," says Josi.
A couple weeks later, the pastor jokingly asks Josi how the brush is working.
"Well, it's okay, but I think I'll go back to using paper."
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Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 10 years the job still sucks.
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Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge?
A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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Three old men were sitting on a porch.
"I wish I could take a healthy piss," said one.
"I wish I could take a healthy crap," said another.
"I can take a crap at 6 AM and a piss at 11 AM. I just wish I could get up before noon."
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What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common?
They both shower after three periods!
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Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him?
A: He came home shit faced.
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