Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.
A: Ground Beef!
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
What do you call an incestuous nephew?
An aunt-eater.
Vote:
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection?
An itchy, twitchy twat!
Vote:
Q: What can popsicles do that men can't?
A: Come in five flavors.
Vote:
What do you get when you eat a prune pizza?
Pizzeria!
Vote:
Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?
A: Line dancing at a nursing home.
Vote:
Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A: Lots of room.
Vote:
Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?
A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Vote:
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
Vote:
Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?
A: It runs in your genes.
Vote:
Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
A: The best ones squirt when you eat them.
Vote: