Joke #6957

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you gonna eat that?

Q: "What is the difference between like and love?" A: "Spit and swallow."

Nobody is born cool. Except of course, dead babies.

A mother was arguing with her teenager and finally she reaches breaking point and blurts out, " I should swallowed you when i had the chance!"

Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."

Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called? A: Her clit

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

"I shall call it squishy, and he will be mine. He will be my squishy." "Let go of my boob."

What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and a barmaid at night? A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom. A barmaid at night is bare and...

A famous American golfer is invited to go to China for a golfing tournament. From the second he gets there, he is treated like a king. He is given five-star treatment in a five-star hotel until the day of the tournament. The night before the tournament, he is sitting in his hotel room watching TV. A hot Asian girl walks up to his room and he says, "Wow. They must really love me here." He begins to have sex with her the whole night. She continues to scream, "Chung Hoi! Chung Hoi!," but he ignores it. At the tournament, the American golfer gets a hole-in-one and gets really excited. He starts yelling, "Chung Hoi! Chung Hoi!" One of the Chinese golfers says, "What do you mean 'WRONG HOLE'?"

Insurance companies are trying to set new guidelines before approving Viagra coverage. What will they use to set those guidelines? A growth chart.