What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?
Are you gonna eat that?
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A teenage girl come home from school and asks her mother,
"Is it true what Rita just told me?"
"What's that?" asks her mother.
"That babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" said her daughter.
"Yes it is dear!" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come
up and that she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then, when I have a baby," responded the teenager, "won't it knock my teeth
out?"
Teacher: "Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?"
Student: " Smo-king", Drin-king and Fuc-king"
What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common?
You don't look down.
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Man comes home to find his 17 yr old daughter with a d*ldo up her.
"What are you doing," he shouts.
"Well you won't let me have a boyfriend so this is my substitute," she explains.
The next night the daughter comes home to find her dad with a d*ldo up his arse
drinking a can of beer, "What are you doing," she shouts.
He replays, "Having a beer with your boyfriend."
Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean?
A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
A guy went to an electric shop and said: "By a lot of excuse, do you mind me to buy a lamp please?"
A manager said: "It isn't necessarily so much apologizes for buying a lamp."
The guy said: "Sorry I wanted for installing it in WC."
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Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?
A: They are both meat substitutes.
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Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman?
A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
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