Joke #6957

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you gonna eat that?
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If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
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A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother. ‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son. The mother replies, ‘I don’t know. Surprise me.’
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Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A: The genealogist checks the family tree and the gynecologist checks the family bush.
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May I push in your stool?
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WTF? = Where's The Food?
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A lady walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." "You put in my husband's teeth last week," the lady said. "Now you have to remove them."
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A girl was pampering a horse with her hand while watching display of the horses, suddenly she touched the genital of the horse. The excited horse screeched, jumped and ran away very fast. The horse’s guard faced the girl and said, “Ma’am please do the same to me, so I can run, chase and retrieve my boss’s horse.”
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Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
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I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang". I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
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Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
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