Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
Chuck Norris can break air.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris