Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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At Chuck Norris' place.
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