Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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