Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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