Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.