Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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