Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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