Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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