Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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