Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.