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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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