Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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