Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.