Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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