Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.