Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch.
He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.