Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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