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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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