Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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