Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.