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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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