Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.