Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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