Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".