Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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