Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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