Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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