Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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