Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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