Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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