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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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