Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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