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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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