Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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