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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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