Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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