Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.