Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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