Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.