Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.