Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.