Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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