Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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