Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.