Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?