Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
Chuck Norris named his parents.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.