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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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