Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run