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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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