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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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