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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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