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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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