Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.