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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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