Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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