Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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