Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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