Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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