Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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