Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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