Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.