Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.