Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.