Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.