Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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