Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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