Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!