Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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