Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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