Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.