Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.