Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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We decided to go the humane route.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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