Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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