Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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