Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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