Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.