Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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