Joke #4397

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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