Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.