Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.