Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.