Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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