Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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