Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.