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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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