When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.