When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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