When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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