Joke #10993

When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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