When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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