When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
Chuck Norris is a fact.
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.