When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.