When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.