When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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