When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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