Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."