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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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