Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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