Joke #7126

Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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