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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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