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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study!
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