Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study!