Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
Q: What was the world's first palindrome? A: Madam, I'm Adam.
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!