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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Q: What was the world's first palindrome? A: Madam, I'm Adam.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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