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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
Q: What was the world's first palindrome? A: Madam, I'm Adam.