The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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