The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...