The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.