The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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