The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.