The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch.
He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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