Joke #7254

The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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