The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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