The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.