Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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