Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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