Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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