Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.