Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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