Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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