Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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