Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3."
All was good.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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