Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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