Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.