Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."