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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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