Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.