Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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