Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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