Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters?
3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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