Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.