Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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