Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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