Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.