Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.