Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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