Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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