Joke #6779

Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
Vote:
has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
Vote:
has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
Vote:
has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, geography
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Vote:
has 76.29 % from 446 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
Vote:
has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Vote:
has 76.26 % from 304 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Vote:
has 83.23 % from 434 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Vote:
has 62.37 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
Vote:
has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris