Joke #6779

Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
Vote:
has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Vote:
has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
Vote:
has 33.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
Vote:
has 36.03 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Vote:
has 79.16 % from 263 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
Vote:
has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
Vote:
has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
Vote:
has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Vote:
has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris