Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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