Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.