Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.