Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.