Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?