Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions