Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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