Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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