Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
Chuck Norris can fall up.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.