Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
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It was a tough choice...
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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