Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it.
Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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