Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch.
He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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