Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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