Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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