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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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