If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!