If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.