If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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