If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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