If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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