If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.