If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.