If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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