If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.