If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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