If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.