Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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