Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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