Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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