Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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