Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.