Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".