Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.