Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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