Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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