Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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