Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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