Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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