Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.