Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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