Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.