Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.