Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.