Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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