Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.