Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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