Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.