Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.