Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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