Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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