Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.