Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.