Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.