Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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