Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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