Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3."
All was good.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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