Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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