Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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