Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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