Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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