Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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