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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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