Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.