Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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