Joke #8595

Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Vote:
has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
Vote:
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Vote:
has 52.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
Vote:
has 70.23 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Vote:
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
Vote:
has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, communication
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
Vote:
has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
Vote:
has 63.81 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Vote:
has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, science