Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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