Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.