Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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