Joke #7464

Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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