Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.