Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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