Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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