Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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