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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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