Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".