Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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