Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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Candyman ain't stupid.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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