Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn...
Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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