Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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