Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.