Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.