Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.