Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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