Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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