Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.