Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.