Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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