Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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