Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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