Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.