Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.