Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.