Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"