Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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