Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.