Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.