Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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