Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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