Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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