Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.