Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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