Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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