Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
Chuck Norris can shut the door open.