Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.