Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.