Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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