Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying