Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.