Joke #6833

Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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