Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
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