Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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