Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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