Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.