Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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