Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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