Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.