Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.