Joke #7477

Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Vote:
has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, science

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
Vote:
has 78.86 % from 542 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Vote:
has 73.37 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Vote:
has 72.55 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Vote:
has 72.45 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 72.43 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Vote:
has 71.88 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Vote:
has 71.33 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Vote:
has 58.34 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
Vote:
has 55.78 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time