Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.