Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.