Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.