Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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