Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.