Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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