Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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