Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...