When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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