When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.