When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.