When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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