When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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