When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.