When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.