When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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