When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.