When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.