When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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