When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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