When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."