911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.