Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water?
A: A soggy butt.
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What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
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Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
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If you think you have shitty job, what if you were toilet paper!
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Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop?
A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
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What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common?
They both shower after three periods!
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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?
4 1/2.
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fat ass
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tight ass
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bubble ass
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sore ass
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lop-sided ass
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swishy ass
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surprised ass
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ass that's been around
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kiss my ass
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leave my ass alone
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wise ass
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money out the ass
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Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget?
A: Wow! Your hair smells good!
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Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride.
A truck driver picks them up.
After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, "Please sir can I fart?"
The truck driver then says, "Yeah sure who cares."
So the gay guy goes "POOF".
Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof''.
Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?"
The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow.
The fart was huge and smelly and loud.
The gay men then say, "He is obviously a virgin."
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Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag?
A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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