Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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