Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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