Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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