Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.