Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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