Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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