Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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