Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.