If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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