If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters?
3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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