If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.