If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions