If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.