If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.