People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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