People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.