People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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