People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Too bad he has never cried.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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