People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.