People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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