People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed
calls.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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