People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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