People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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At Night.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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